What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)

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What do you call a nun that is going for a walk?

A roamin catholic

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

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Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.