What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.