What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What's the similarity of a dough and a human?

If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.