What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

How should a feudal lord deal with it when the serfs rise up?

Hang ten.

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What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.