What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

With his North Pole-aroid.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

What's the difference between the England football team and a teabag?

The teabag stays longer in the cup.

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!