What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Why do Japanese people look so serious in pictures?

Last time they saw a flash it destroyed their country

What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme."

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.