What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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Why was Steve Jobbs funeral an open casket?

So the attendees could get some face-time.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code