What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

How do telegraph operators apologize?

Remorse code