What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

Apologize Jokes More Apologize Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.