Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's green and walks through walls?

A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.