To prove that he was framed!
Your grandma.
Because they hang around in bunches.
A: Casper the Friendly Pickle.
A: Because he can't see through the wall.
Because he was framed!
Because it was framed
He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
Banks
A MUGshot.
A Cellfie.
You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"
A thiefdom.