Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What did "O" said to "Q"?

Dude, your is hanging out"

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)