Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

How do black people get to Hogwarts ?

They go through wall 9 3/5

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the picture plead innocent at the trial?

It was framed.

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.