Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans?

They get crabby! Badum tsss.

Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling?

He wanted to hang with his family.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.