Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

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Why did Mr humpty dumpy push Mrs humpty dumpy off the wall?

So he could see her crack....

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A: It depends how hard you throw them.

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You only need one nail for the frame

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They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!