Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

Where does a zookeeper hang his laundry?

On a clothes lion.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the console player get sick in the art gallery?

There were too many frames.

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball