Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last big hits were The Wall.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)