What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.