What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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What did he name the second one?

Hose B

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

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What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.