What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Previous Random Joke Next

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written : Open here.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

Captain Hook Jokes More Captain Hook Jokes

What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.