What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand