What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What did the Mexican Plumber call his second son?

Hose B

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

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What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.