How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

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What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.