How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs?

He only had Non-Stick pans.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

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What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan