Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"