Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Where was the pirate when he was hit in the crotch?

Menard's!

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.