Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers?

Yarrrrrrr Metis!

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Good Food Jokes More Good Food Jokes

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Captain Cook Jokes More Captain Cook Jokes

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.