Captain Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

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With a pita pan.

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What does the European say to the black couple?

I ship them

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

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How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

What do you call a fish that likes to cook?

Bobby Fillet

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

he thought he was going to Arrrland.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.