Captain Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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Let's get dirty.

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col ?

A major difference.

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What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

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What do Irish feminists call men?

O'Pressors

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What do you call a snail on a ship?

A snailor. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Pita Pan

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