Captain Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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The steaks have never been higher

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Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

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Why did Captain Hook cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Pita Bread Jokes More Pita Bread Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan