Captain Cook Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What does a ship say when it is cold?

Shiver me timbers!

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Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

Pita pan

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

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What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland?

Pita Pan

What do they call pita bread in Mexico?

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