Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

Reflection Jokes More Reflection Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What mythological monster casts no reflection?

A: All of them.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Obese Jokes More Obese Jokes

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank?

A four chin teller

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

Starve Jokes More Starve Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest