Good Food Jokes

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Italian Food Jokes More Italian Food Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Bulimic Jokes More Bulimic Jokes

Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up