Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.