Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.