Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance