What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese