What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory?

Willy Juanka.

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..

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What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan