What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

You take the pizza delivery sign off

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

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What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

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What do you call a residential area for horse lovers?

A neighbourhood.