What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law?

You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law.

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!