What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.