What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike