What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do Terrorist Witches ride?

Boomsticks

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!