What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers?

Blackbirds

Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it. LOL LOL

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Mix Feeling Jokes More Mix Feeling Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

New Bmw Jokes More New Bmw Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.