Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Legendary
Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."
One if nobody is watching.
Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.
SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING
Because his mother was in a jam.
My mother-in-law.
Om's Law.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Because they can spell it. LOL LOL
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Because he was too close to The Edge.
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
