Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
Cliff.
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
WATCH THIS !
A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!
Your Mother.
Two mothers-in-law.
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
Legendary
The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.