Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
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I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.
I don't know, I just fly the drones
When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
One of them is actually wanted!
A BMW's pricks are on the inside!
on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside
I don't have a corvette in my garage.
I dont have a ferrari in my garage.
A pedi-file
gtOnly if you go aks your mother.
Isn't this using the internet backwards
Because now his watch has ended.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
It was destined for grater.
