New Bmw Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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A Ouijaboo.

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Watch a movie with him.

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What did the lightbulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.

Edge Jokes More Edge Jokes

What is it called when you are on the edge of WiFi signal range?

Router Limits!

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Mix Feeling Jokes More Mix Feeling Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.