What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

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Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ?

Clark your car in the garage !

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.