What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a white owl and black owl?

A white owl goes : Who Who A black owl goes : Who dat who dat

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche?

I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.

What do you call a bee in the garage?

Garbage.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.