What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick

What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.