What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.