What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

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What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.