What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this