What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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What does the outside of your car trunk look like?

and "What's a gym "

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman