What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What are the two primary motions in Catholic feet?

Genuflection and supplication

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What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

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What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.