What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?

He is risen.

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What's the most outplayed joke in all of /r/jokes?

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How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.