Subscriber Jokes

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

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Why haven't any subscribers to r/TheRedPill played Overwatch yet?

They don't play the beta.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

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Target Jokes More Target Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Why couldn't the rocketeer hit her target?

Because they were too Phar-ah way. I'm not sorry.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Offensive Joke Jokes More Offensive Joke Jokes

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

Hypochondriac Jokes More Hypochondriac Jokes

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many refs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They only screw playoff games

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !