Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

there was a porkward silence

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.