Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.