Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

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What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds?

There's 20 of them

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people