Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

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Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

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Why do you bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.