Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
I never had a dad to tell me any.
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
The baby and the dad.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
There's already handicapped stalls.
Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.
