Transgender Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.

Transparent Jokes More Transparent Jokes

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Transgend People Jokes More Transgend People Jokes

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

400 Jokes More 400 Jokes

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Hershey Jokes More Hershey Jokes

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

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How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.