Transgender Jokes

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What's the difference between a Transformer robot and a Transgender person?

One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What does a transgender person call their sibling?

little cis

What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian?

A Trans Pacific Partnership

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What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

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What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What do you call transgender Hershey's chocolate?

Himshey's chocolate...

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

What do you get when you cross 400 Obese Water Buffalo with a Transgender Pimp?

Clickbait

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.