Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have?

CATHOLICS: 18

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you always trust Frankenstein's monster?

He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What kind of tree barks?

A dogwood!!

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.