Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Legal Dispute Jokes More Legal Dispute Jokes

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common?

They both got famous for getting a black man off.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids