Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.

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What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why are black people like sperm?

Only one in a million actually works.

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

Legal Dispute Jokes More Legal Dispute Jokes

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What did the Pilipino orphan boy say to the linguist who wanted to adopt him?

I'll tagalog!

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."