Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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Who took my username?

When I find you, well, you'll be sorry!

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

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What color is the sun?

ampnbsp Yellow.

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

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What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.