Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Legal Dispute Jokes More Legal Dispute Jokes

Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.