Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Kardashian Jokes More Kardashian Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

Adopt Jokes More Adopt Jokes

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

A: She turned it over and used the other side.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why did the band 999 megabytes break up?

Because they couldn't get a gig.

What can be surmised from this?

A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.