Transparent Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

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What do a ghost family and the Kardashians have in common?

They both have Transparents.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

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When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

Apology Jokes More Apology Jokes

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

What do you call an apology written using dots and dashes?

Re-morse code

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Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

Transgender Jokes More Transgender Jokes

Why can't you see a transgender who's a dad?

Because he's a transparent. Apologies if I could've worded it different.

What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Custody Jokes More Custody Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.