Wind Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

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What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ?

Blue away with the wind !

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

How did Dairy Queen wind up pregnant?

Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Where do wind gusts go to on dates?

To Chicago

What's a holocaust survivor's favorite movie?

Gone With The Wind.

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.

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E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.

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Because it blew up.

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Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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Darude-Sandstorm

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico