Because all they do is break wind.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
Because she was seeing somebody on the side.
Red paint!
Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Fa Ting
Because it was a windbreaker.
