What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

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What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

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What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!