What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

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Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Gust Jokes More Gust Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?

A rough draft

Disgust Jokes More Disgust Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...