Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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A baseball is thrown to the air.

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

Disgust Jokes More Disgust Jokes

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

What about the orange one?

Really *sighs*