Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

Disgust Jokes More Disgust Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!