Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What's the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?

One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

Deaf Man Jokes More Deaf Man Jokes

What do you call the deaf man with no limbs?

Whatever you want.

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Disgust Jokes More Disgust Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting. I'll see myself out...

Why was the deaf man sighing and shaking his head in disgust when he looked over at his next door neighbour?

Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!

Sigh Jokes More Sigh Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.