What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow