What losses its head in the morning and...

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled