What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do romantic fish sing to each other?

Salmon-chanted evening !

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled