What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

removed

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What's the opposite of evening?

unevening.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow