What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What do you call a Saudi cow?

A moo-slim

What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of?

thieves..