What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head?

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

How do you keep a lawyer from drowning?

You take your foot off the top of their head.

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Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Why did the Saudi restaurant get in trouble?

They put the Umm Ali next to the Baba Ghanoush.