Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?

To draw the curtains !

What does a math teacher do when he has hemorrhoids?

He works them out with a pencil.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Rubber Jokes More Rubber Jokes

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

What do you call a used rubber in a church parking lot?

Family practice