Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

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How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why is Kylo Ren so lonely all the time?

He's Ben Solo his whole life

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

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Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

Why doesn't Kylo Ren's lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber?

Because it's a First Order approximation.