What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do you call a lost crayon?

a Strayola

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What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).