What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.