What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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How are a roof and quantum physics the same?

They both go over your head.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.