What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

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They're both really high and have no access to water.

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Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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What does a monster do when he loses his head?

He calls a head hunter.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane