What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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What's in an Irish 7 course meal?

A 6 pack and a potato.

What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)