What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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What disease does a married man have?

onejina

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.