What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.