Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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What does a chicken call its backpack?

A BokBok...

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.