Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.