The Talking Heads
Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Christopher Reeves
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.