Christopher Walken
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
The Talking Heads
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
Christopher Reeves
Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."
It has a recognizable gait
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.
A pot roast.
An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.
Calculus
You discussed me.
With an ithberg
Weirdos!!
Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.
I don't know, check the post above me.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
