Christopher Reeves Jokes

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin?

Christopher Reeve.

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

Talk Head Jokes More Talk Head Jokes

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

What is Christopher Reeves' favorite band?

The Talking Heads