He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this
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Fedora Linux!
Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)
Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being