Why are redditors American?

Because they always *tip*.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

How do you disappoint a redditor?

Repost

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents