About four.
Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
He looks for the punchline
Tips waitress*
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)