What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

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What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

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What do you call a punchline that makes no sense?

A Bobbitt

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

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How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What do they do at a prom for a school of the mentally disabled?

Slow dance.