Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

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What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

What's the best part about having multiple personality disorder?

Banging your best friend's wife every night!