What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

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How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

What's the fastest drink in the world ?

Sonic the eggnog.

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Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!