What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

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What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.