What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

What's the fastest cake in the world?

Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.