What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What does Eckhart Tolle get for Christmas?

Presence

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe