What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!