What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean?

A Carabiner

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!