What does a Mexican cop say when he wishes you a Merry Christmas?

Police Navidad.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.

Merry Christmas Jokes More Merry Christmas Jokes

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What did the testicle say to the other testicle?

Between you and me, I think something's up." I'm slightly tipsy, this is probably a terrible joke. Merry Christmas!