What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.