Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

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I'm not coming in *this morning*"

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You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

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Because it was Far Out!

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Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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There are two black people fighting.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

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I'll column later.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.