Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Whats the difference between Genders and The Twin Towers?

There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

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Why don't Superman's farts smell?

Because krypton gas is odourless.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Patchouli Jokes More Patchouli Jokes

Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.