What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

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Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

Remain Jokes More Remain Jokes

How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.