What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

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Ask them if they play league.

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I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

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10 books of Snow Whites

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They're fun guys!

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here