What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What did the lazy monk say?

Namaste..right here