Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine