What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!