What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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What did Pink Floyd say to Jerry Sandusky?

Hey, teacher, leave those kids alone!

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to?

She draws a smack!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.