What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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How do you tell jokes?

Repost :(

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

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Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

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Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

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Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.