Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Namaste.
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."
Tell them its almost over
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.
me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad
One is a Bonaparte from the other.
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
He was taking a shot.
Because it hurt.
He touched the stove before it was cool...
A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.