Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car
I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"
You have to chew before you swallow!
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Because she's trans-parent
She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"
Son of a Bith!
One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.
He's on route.
A pillow
The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
