Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Because he got Snowden!
Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
Because, corn has ears!
Because she's trans-parent
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.
Because he's your mom's kid.
The doctor said it was all in her head
Because it hurt.
With its punchline
